2017 Alpine Shop Castlewood 8 by Captain Ahab
After a crazy amount of switching
people around on the Team BOR teams (Sorry Emily and Erl), I found myself on a
two person male team (Team BOR - Quadfathers) with Paul Frisbee. Having raced with Paul several times before
on 4 person teams I felt like we would have a really good fast race. The Team BOR teams consisted of 15 members
and one Off The Front racer, Lo Mattson.
Team BOR teams listed below.
Team BOR – David Beattie, Amy Crews, Alane Wolins, Jessie
Brown – (the Team BOR name always goes to our fastest 4 person coed team, so no
hyphen needed.) (– 4PC)
Team BOR – Oh My Quad – Cassie Bart, Robert Bart, John Naas,
Tim Johanns (– 4PC)
Team BOR – Oh Quad Why? - Jeremy Jamerson, Scott Herbst (– 2PM)
Team BOR – Quadfathers – Captain Ahab, Paul Frisbee (– 2PM)
Team BOR – 2Tops Racing – Larry Lazo, Karl Kilthau (– 2PM)
Too cool to have quad in the name?
It’s BORing Off the Front – Steve Fuller, Loreen Mattson (– 2PC)
Still Married? – Reanna Person, Kevin Minton (– 2PC) Shouldn’t
this be The BOR Minton’s?
So
after all this teammate / team switching I started changing my race plans. Instead of going easy, I decided Paul and I
could go flat out. I also decided that
since the start/finish venue requested no alcohol, I wouldn’t drink before or
during the race. I have been testing
different medicines to alleviate the pain in my knees during races. During training I don’t use any meds and just
“listen to my knees.” If they feel good, I go hard, if they hurt, I go
easy. In the last few races I have tried
aspirin, Ibuprofen, Tylenol (Acetaminophen), Alcohol, and Aleve (Naproxen). I don’t consume caffeine at all what so ever,
so I can’t try that; mainly because I have a crazy addiction to Coca-Cola. I also don’t like using Western Medicine as I
think Western doctors push too many meds, so at Berryman this year I used
alcohol, which worked great removing the pain, but also made me very drunk
during one portion of the race. The
effects caught me off guard some, but we still had a very good race. On the med side everything seems to just dull
the pain for a short time and have some serious side effects to the body’s
organs, but Aleve has been working the best.
So I decided to pop two Aleve’s and give it all I had. I also changed my plans of using tows as I didn’t
think we would need them, but this decision was a bad one as I will tell
later. I tried to pack as light as
possible so I could be the mule and Paul could be Check Point Charlie. We didn’t really decide who would navigate as
both of us can. We met the Team at Alane’s,
plotted the maps, picked a route, and crashed at my house.
In the
morning we quickly showered (separately), dressed, loaded the Jeep, and dropped
the bikes off at Castlewood. We then
dropped Paul’s truck at the Learning Center (note: we were the only team that
followed instructions). We got some Mc’Ds
and headed to the start. After numerous
pictures and the pre-race meeting we lined up for a team photo (thanks
SuperKate). Paul then made the comment
that we should move up in the pack; we didn’t move up far enough.
We then took the trail to CP3. I noticed a lot of the teams were moving really quick. Paul had a zippered glove to stow the passport, but I noticed it took him some time to get it out, unfold it, punch, fold it, and zip it back in. Instead of taking the single track trail to CP5 we planned to take the asphalt back to single track. This was a wise decision I think and we caught a lot of teams, but that meant a lot of traffic and we had to slow down in a single file line. I thought about passing, but I am not a real fast runner, so I stayed behind a team that was running a little too slow for me. The plan was to recover and then pass. We picked up CP5 and then ran in the same line to CP6. From 6 we had a slightly different plan than the others and we stayed on the trail and ran around the woods as most teams ran through the woods. We ended up at CP7 at about the same time as the other teams. We bushwhacked to CP8. I started getting real tired as Paul was moving effortlessly up the hillside. I asked Paul to slow down and then I grabbed on his pack again. At least the pack allowed him to tow me some, but I wish we would have set up a running/trekking tow. We found CP8 then bushwhacked to the trail that led to CP9. That same trail took us most the way to CP10. We whacked up the hill to the road, scaled the concrete wall, and then ran the road all the way to CP11.
All this time Paul was calling out the turns and strategy by memory! He then tells me he has a semi-photographic memory and I believe him because he is right on the money. I think I should have let him navigate and I should have been CP Charlie, but as I listen to our breath I realize I still made the right decision. We stop for a quick photo op at CP11 and move down to CP12. Paul says, “I don’t have CP11!” I said, “Very funny! You’re f@cking with me right?” He says, “No.” We head back up the trail and get CP11. At least it was really close by. Paul blames it on Emily, I blame it on Paul and tell him he can’t do that again. We run back down past CP12 and I tell another team that all CPs are optional hoping that us passing it confuses them and they don’t punch it; sneaky right? Extreme Electrical passes us in the confusion and we lose about 3 spots. We run to CP13 and transition fairly quickly into the canoe.
We get
into the water and Paul makes a few strokes on one side of the boat and then
switches and then does the same again. I
am confused on his technique and ask what he is doing. He says he is counting 5 stokes on each
side. I ask if he is doing that because
he is tired. We have only been in the
water a minute. I tell him to try 10,
15, 20, 50, 100, the more the better.
The less you switch the more you have your paddle in the water, the more
you have the paddle in the water, the faster you are. I tell him that I am really good at the
paddle. I ask him to trust me. I ask him not to steer the front of the boat
unless I ask him to. I ask him to never
brace, just to J-stroke, and only if I ask him to steer the front. I ask him to stay in the current at all times
and tell him to avoid the “V”’s pointing at you and shoot down the “V”’s
pointing away from you. I ask him to stay
in the outer turns as that is where the current is. I ask him to watch the paddlers ahead, paddle
consistently until you see their strokes wain or get sloppy, then their boat
will veer to one side, and then we will attack on the opposite side. I tell him to “hug” obstacles and avoid
canoes. I forget Paul really likes to
hug and hug is a bad description of what I am asking. I say, “hug is a bad description as it
implies touching; don’t touch, get close as possible, with no touching, “intimidate”
will be our word.” Paul likes to get
really close to the other canoes. I tell
him that is bad when passing as the paddles get intertwined. I tell him to follow one side of them in
their wake and then pass wide, “Shake and Bake Ricky Bobby!” We get our
paddling in sync and I tell him that I am the Captain when paddling and he is
the Captain in everything else. We pass
team after team and I know we are flying.
To intimidate the other teams I watch their strokes and when I see a
weak stroke I tell Paul to attack and I start singing Gilligan’s Island or
Jimmy Buffett’s A Pirate Looks at Forty, which I pretty much know the entire
song by heart. I see the teams looking
back and as they do their strokes get worse, so I sing louder. We pass everyone we see! We are killing it! I tell Paul that even if he gets tired to
keep digging as after the canoe we don’t need our arms again, but to hang on to
the bike handlebars. I tell him to use
his core and burn his arms. Paul is a great sport and did well listening
to all my barking orders and my terrible singing, even not being able to
understand me saying “J-stroke.” Another
team agreed with Paul that it sounded like I was saying, “Help, joke on the
right” (I actually can’t remember what they said I was saying, but I believe
them that it was crazy nonsense). I told
him no waving to anyone as it took away a paddle stroke and he smiled and said
there is always time to wave at kids. I
said that’s creepy and no waving allowed, but then he caught me waving to a
photographer. We brought the canoe in to
Castlewood beach and threw it on our shoulders and walked into transition. We had passed so many teams that I didn’t want
to lose the spots to transition, so I hurried Paul along in changing shoes and
eating. He said he needed to eat and I said
me too, but let’s eat while we move.
Larry and Karl were there in transition, Mickey’s team had just landed, and
I really wanted to beat both of them.

Paul
and I had a great race, but we would have moved so much faster with running and
riding tows set up. Our effort in the
canoe got us the third fastest paddle split, with Jeremy and Scott getting the
fastest! GO TEAMBOR PADDLERS! Paul and I
made small mistakes, which added up over time.
I thought about if I were a stronger runner, I should have been the CP
Charlie, and Paul have navigated and been the mule. I wish I could memorize the map like he
did. I have never seen someone do that
before. It was amazing! Our strategy of going to CP4 first seemed
like it backfired on us some. I think
going around Grotpeter was a bad decision on my part. I think Paul’s zippered glove took some time
and Jeremy’s retractable lanyard would have helped a lot. I am thinking of having a mule bag with team
gear that can be passed along during different modes of travel. Paul could have navigated the trek and muled,
while I punched CPs, then on the bikes I could have navigated and muled, while
he punched CPs. We should have eaten in
the canoe and early in the canoe. I
think the effort we put out in the canoe is what led to Paul’s bonk. On the bikes, Paul said he never had time to
recover from the cramping, and if I would have towed he probably would have
recovered. I know grabbing on to his
pack as we ran helped me tremendously. He
probably felt that 220 something pounds latch on to him like a leach, but just
holding on steadied my pace. It was a
great race, no navigation really, but fast, real fast! Writing this is making me want to do it
again.
We hung
around, ate, met our sponsor Dr. Brian Laiderman of Optimal Performance Center,
showed him Amy’s butt, took some pics (none of her butt), and cheered our Team
BOR teams as they crossed the finish line.
What great weather, fun race, and great friends! I skipped the post-race party to go to my wife’s company Christmas Party, got really hammered, got sick, screwed up my recovery massively, and was sore for 3 days after, and contracted someone’s illness and missed a day of work to feeling just plain poopy; so is an Adventure Racers life! God Bless and I love all you crazy bastards; except Mickey and John…I hate those guys! – Ahab
What great weather, fun race, and great friends! I skipped the post-race party to go to my wife’s company Christmas Party, got really hammered, got sick, screwed up my recovery massively, and was sore for 3 days after, and contracted someone’s illness and missed a day of work to feeling just plain poopy; so is an Adventure Racers life! God Bless and I love all you crazy bastards; except Mickey and John…I hate those guys! – Ahab
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